So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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