People in love make me want to vomit
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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