Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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