so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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