its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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