Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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