i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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