What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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