That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
