great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How does it feel to date your dad?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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