I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
do herpes really smell.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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