North Korea, Best Korea!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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