Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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