My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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