Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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