Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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