did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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