my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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