What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You smell like a Billy Joel song
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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