Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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