I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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