My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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