I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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