Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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