so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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