i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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