READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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