I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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