Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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