Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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