I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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