Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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