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I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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