What did we do last night that was yellow?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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