I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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