she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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