Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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