I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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