i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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