who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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