I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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