I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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