Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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