i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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