yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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