don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
