Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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