is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
false alarm. still invincible.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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