But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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