I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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