i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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